Sorry if my last post wasn't very funny...

I'm just not in a very good mood at the moment: don't ask.

http://www.quotev.com/25974196/journal/426044/My-Chat-With-My-Seemingly-Ex-Friend/

Just look at that if you're really that interested.

'Byez.

-Abbs

BORED.

BORED.

Hi again, blog-readers.

I'm bored, so... hai! C:

The TV … it's mesmerizing …

Is that how you spell mesmerizing?

Eh, who cares!

Right now, I am on Quotev and Facebook.

I am quite rushed off my feet.

I also have homework, but y'know... WHO CARES!

ṦĂṞĂ ĦĂṦ ŅǾ ŤĨḾỀ ḞŌṞ ỸŌŲṞ ṦĦĨŤ

Guess what?!

MWAH.

Sorry. You probably don't even know who she is. :L

But she is beautiful. <3

And awesome.

So yah:3 You should meet her.

But you can't.

“Why not?” you ask, somewhat sadly.

Because I say so! >:D Mwahaha.

Hmm, what's this … ?

“I don't care how old I am. If I lose my mum in the supermarket, I will panic.”

Oh, how true.

I'm bored. What shall I do on the internet?

My friend watches porn when she's bored.

Ah, the strange workings of the teenage mind.

I have no idea why she does this. Porn makes me throw up.

I suppose it will grow on me as I mature.

I nearly typed “masturbate” when I was typing “mature” then xD

I have such a sexy imagination ;)

Would you ever wear one of those big suits farmers wear?

I would.

If it was denim.

And orange.

Orange like CARROTS.

Yuuuuuuuum. ;3

My mother made me eat a carrot today D;

Healthy foods, how I hate 'em.

I only eat salt and vinegar crisps and chocolate >:D And cake.

Cake is gooood. :3

But so are carrots!

Ohmaigod, what a choice.

I could create a mix between the two!

It could be called …

CARROT CAKE.

Yes!

So doing that.

Lemme just tell my friend Elys …

Oh. It's already been created. :L

Dammit.

Well, I must go now. Sorry this was short.

Byeeeeeee! ;)

Ask.fm

Hey, guys! I don't know if you've heard of a little website called Ask.fm, but it is an awesome website!

So, basically, what you do on Ask.fm is create an account and ask questions on other people's walls. It's pretty cool, if I do say so myself.

Anyway! I have an account on it, and this is the link: http://ask.fm/AbbiPowell

Ask me questions pleasey-wease! c:

See ya later!

-Abbs

Pictures, Like a Boss :')

Sorry, they're really pretty. c:

Jet Lag ... <'3

Science Homework ... Yeah, Right!

SCIENCE NOTES

When molecules of atoms get more energy in them than they had before, they move faster, and we call that "heat".

So basically, heat occurs when these random atoms take some speed and go around running races and bashing into each other.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh. Oh, how I hate Science.

I am the passenger, and I ride and I riiiide …

DUCK SCIENCE.

I'm sexy and I know it …

Why do you exist, Science? You are such a pointless subject.

Need to work!!

OK, atoms. Atoms. Let's make a list of what I know about them.

1. They are called atoms.
2. They like speed.

OH MY GOD, I'm screwed.

God, I'm hungry.

I wonder if there are any biscuits left?

SHUT UP, ABBI. THINK OF YOUR POOR THIGHS.

Well. This is awkward.

No it isn't! What happened to Science notes?

They never existed. I don't even know why I brought up this stupid document.

Hello, Brain. DUCK OFF.

Brain: NEVARR!

What the hell. Since when can my brian talk?

This is so stupid. I should really just go on Facebook and Twitter and etc.

No! SCIENCE.

When's this shizz even in for anyway?

Tomorrow?!

Dammit. I have to do it then.

B-b-but the TV is on … !

Move into a different room then, Abbi, you div.

Okay.

2 minutes later

Nah, I really can't be bovvered.

Why do I keep referring to myself in the third person?

Hey, is there a SECOND person? I've only ever heard of first and third …

Oh no. I really need to look up mental homes.

Bringing up Google.

Lalalalalalalalalalala.

Boreedddd.

Oh, here's a nice one! Troubled Waters.

Rhiannon'll love this.

I'll have to tell her.

Logging in to Facebook.

RHIANNON. Y U NO ONLINE.

Who is online?

OHMAIGOD. People.

What is the point of homework? I just spent like seven hours in school anyway.

Not that I was listening …

Or was I?!

No, I wasn't.

Shannon. Come online. I'm boooooooooooored.

Should I go on Cleverbot?

Nah.

Yes.

No!

Yeah!

No, I don't think so. He's not even that smart.

Actual intelligence, my … moustache.

I should really wear that moustache tank top I bought. It's just sitting in my closet, unworn …

But first I must shave!

Nah, I can't be bothered.

I really need to pee.

Really badly.

But I'm comfortable, so I'll just hold it.

Unfold me, I am smaaaaaall. And knee me, kick my balls, and blow mee …

That is a much better version. ^-^

YES! Shannon's online!

Shan, I officially love you again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE FELL OVER!

Don't watch TV! Science!

When the molecules move faster, they hit against each other and bounce apart, and so they end up further apart from each other than they were before.

I don't get it.

Science! I HATE YOU.

But if it weren't for Science, there wouldn't be any computers! D:

No, that's electronics. Whole different thing.

Shannon + W—l = lurrrve! <3

Why, Abbi, why.

I may as well end this now.

Yeah, I'd better.

IS THAT A PUPPY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why hello there, people of Earth!

Didn't see you there. Now, I have written this blog to post all my random musings on.

I write these most when I am doing my homework.

WARNING! I am a preteen. I might swear a little, but it is only because I am bored.

I might also post YouTube vids of my favourite songs, since most of them are almost unheard of D:

I will also do faces like c: :3 D; D: >:D :P :') sometimes.

Okay, well, I will post some stuff soon. Buh-byeeee.