Science Homework ... Yeah, Right!

SCIENCE NOTES

When molecules of atoms get more energy in them than they had before, they move faster, and we call that "heat".

So basically, heat occurs when these random atoms take some speed and go around running races and bashing into each other.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh. Oh, how I hate Science.

I am the passenger, and I ride and I riiiide …

DUCK SCIENCE.

I'm sexy and I know it …

Why do you exist, Science? You are such a pointless subject.

Need to work!!

OK, atoms. Atoms. Let's make a list of what I know about them.

1. They are called atoms.
2. They like speed.

OH MY GOD, I'm screwed.

God, I'm hungry.

I wonder if there are any biscuits left?

SHUT UP, ABBI. THINK OF YOUR POOR THIGHS.

Well. This is awkward.

No it isn't! What happened to Science notes?

They never existed. I don't even know why I brought up this stupid document.

Hello, Brain. DUCK OFF.

Brain: NEVARR!

What the hell. Since when can my brian talk?

This is so stupid. I should really just go on Facebook and Twitter and etc.

No! SCIENCE.

When's this shizz even in for anyway?

Tomorrow?!

Dammit. I have to do it then.

B-b-but the TV is on … !

Move into a different room then, Abbi, you div.

Okay.

2 minutes later

Nah, I really can't be bovvered.

Why do I keep referring to myself in the third person?

Hey, is there a SECOND person? I've only ever heard of first and third …

Oh no. I really need to look up mental homes.

Bringing up Google.

Lalalalalalalalalalala.

Boreedddd.

Oh, here's a nice one! Troubled Waters.

Rhiannon'll love this.

I'll have to tell her.

Logging in to Facebook.

RHIANNON. Y U NO ONLINE.

Who is online?

OHMAIGOD. People.

What is the point of homework? I just spent like seven hours in school anyway.

Not that I was listening …

Or was I?!

No, I wasn't.

Shannon. Come online. I'm boooooooooooored.

Should I go on Cleverbot?

Nah.

Yes.

No!

Yeah!

No, I don't think so. He's not even that smart.

Actual intelligence, my … moustache.

I should really wear that moustache tank top I bought. It's just sitting in my closet, unworn …

But first I must shave!

Nah, I can't be bothered.

I really need to pee.

Really badly.

But I'm comfortable, so I'll just hold it.

Unfold me, I am smaaaaaall. And knee me, kick my balls, and blow mee …

That is a much better version. ^-^

YES! Shannon's online!

Shan, I officially love you again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE FELL OVER!

Don't watch TV! Science!

When the molecules move faster, they hit against each other and bounce apart, and so they end up further apart from each other than they were before.

I don't get it.

Science! I HATE YOU.

But if it weren't for Science, there wouldn't be any computers! D:

No, that's electronics. Whole different thing.

Shannon + W—l = lurrrve! <3

Why, Abbi, why.

I may as well end this now.

Yeah, I'd better.

IS THAT A PUPPY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?